Crazy Rap (Explicit)

Wait a minute' man

Hey' check this out' tell it

It was this blind man' right

Man' check this out

It was this blind man' right

He was feelin' his way down

The street with this stick' right

Hey He walked past this fish

Market' you know what I'm sayin'

He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'

Woooooo' good morning' ladies

You like that s**t' man

Hey' man' I got a gang of that s**t' man

I tell you what my man

On the guitar' fool on the drums'

Everybody just crowd around the mic'

I'll tell you all these mutha f**kin' jokes

But first' I'ma start it off like this

Hey' help me sing it' homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark'

Smoke that tumbleweed

And as the m*******a burns we can

Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'

Skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town

They call it Eastside Palmdale

When the Afroman walked through

The white land' houses went up for sale

Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap

Cds when I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know

Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked

So long' I grew a f**kin' afro

Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right

She sucked my d**k 'til the s**t turned white

I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba

Got my a*s lookin' like a ZEBRA

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my

Way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

I ran I jumped out the back window' but

Her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right

The mutha f**ker whooped my a*s all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's

The best d**n p***y I ever had

I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine

I'm a f**k that b***h just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark' smoke

That tumbleweed

And as the m*******a burns we can take our

Turns' singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin'

On Dayton rims

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair'

But d**n she looked good

I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but

She whipped out a d**k that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African

I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice I ate that

P***y like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties' too' so

I hopped in her a*s like a kangaroo

See' I met this lady from Hawaii

Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee

Lips was breakfast' p***y was lunch' then

Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me

I came in her mouth It was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed

And as the m*******a burns we can take

Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and

Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennesy

That country music nearly drove me crazy' but

I rode that a*s and said' Yes' Miss Daisy

Met this lady in Oklahoma put that p***y in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait 'til I f**k that b***h again

Met a real black girl in South Carolina

F**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino

F**ked this hooker in Iowa

I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her

F**ked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth

Man' I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran

Cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thing' said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla

I wanna get married' but I can't afford it

I know I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed

And as the m*******a burns we can take

Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and

Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will