They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha

Theyre Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha - Party City

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees

And begged you not to leave

Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow

And then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone

Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

They're coming to take me away

Ho ho hee hee ha haaa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke

And so you laughed

You laughed when I said

That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right You know you laughed

I heard you laugh You laughed

You laughed and laughed and then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa

To the happy home with trees

And flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food

I cleaned your house

And this is how you pay me back

For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

Ha Well you just wait

They'll find you yet and when they do

They'll put you in the A S P C A

You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away haha

To the happy home with trees

And flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit

And smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa