You Could Drive A Person Crazy (Live)

You Could Drive A Person Crazy (Live) - Bernadette Peters

You could drive a person crazy

You could drive a person mad

First you make a person hazy

So a person could be had

Then you leave a person dangling sadly

Outside your door

Which could only make a person gladly

Want you even more

I could understand a person

If it's not a person's bag

I could understand a person

If a person was a fag

But worse n that

A person that

Titillates a person and then leaves her flat

Is crazy

He's a troubled person

He's a truly crazy person himself

Oh yeah no no no no

When a person's personality is personable

He should not sit like a lump

It's harder than a matador coercing a bull

To try to get you off of your rump

So single and attentive and attractive a man

Is everything a person could wish

But turning off a person is the act of a man

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock knock Is anybody there

Knock knock it really isn't fair

Knock knock I'm working all my charms

Knock knock a zombie's in my arms

All that sweet affection what is wrong

Where's the loose connection

How long o lord how long

You could drive a person buggy

You could blow a person's cool

Like you make a person feel all huggy

While you make her feel a fool

When a person says that you upset her

That's when you're good

You impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should

I could understand a person

If he wasn't good in bed

I could understand a person

If he actually was dead

Exclusive you

Elusive you

Will any person ever get the juice of you

You're crazy

You're a lovely person

You're a moving deeply malajusted

Never to be trusted crazy person yourself