Honk If You Honky Tonk (Album Version)

Well I got a bumper sticker

On the back of my truck

There ain't another like it

'Cause I had it made up

I can tell who's behind me

They give themselves away

Lay on their horn when they read this phrase

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Me and Friday night go hand in hand

Ice cold beer and a swingin' band

A girl on my arm that won't let go

She caught my little sign about a mile ago

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Well just the other day I was cruisin' through town

Sheriff pulled me over I thought I had it now

I rolled down my window he said with a grin

"I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in "

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk

I hear ya honkin' yeah

I'm pullin' over

Let's honky tonk