Online-4

- Karaoke

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good

I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate

And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell them I don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

So much cooler online

I head down to my basement bedroom

Is when I got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade

But online I live in Malibu

I posed for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell them I don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight

Every time I login

Online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6 foot 5

Even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Yeah I'll see ya online

Hey I'm cooler online

Yeah I'll see ya online

Yeah I'll see ya online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Hey I'm cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online