Please, No Squeeza Da Banana

Please, No Squeeza Da Banana - Louis Prima

Riley the cop would always stop

On the corner at Tony's stand

He'd help himself to anything

On which he could lay his hand

Riley did this quite often

Plenty of fruit he would soften

'Til Tony got sore

And inwardly swore

Then he began to shout

Hey Please no squeeza da banana

Because when-a you do dat

Den-a you make her flat

Hey Please no squeeza da banana

When you squeeza da plum

You put-a him on the bum

You touch-a dis you touch-a dat

You touch-a everyt'ing

You push-a dis you push-a dat

You never buy notting

So please no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza Officer please

Squeeza da coconut

Hey please no squeeza da banana

Because when-a you do dat

Den-a you make her flat

Hey Please no squeeza da banana

When you squeeza da grape

You put-a him outta shape

You touch-a dis you touch-a dat

So please no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza Officer please

Squeeza da coconut

Hey Please no squeeza da banana

Because when-a you do dat

Den-a you make her flat

Hey Please no squeeza da banana

When-a you make-a da reach

You break him uppa da peach

You touch-a dis you push-a dat

You muss 'em uppa da stand

You squeeza-a dis you take-a dat

Someday I break-a you hand

So please no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza Officer please

Squeeza da coconut

Hey Squeeza da watermelon hey

But please no squeeza da banana