Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina - The Party Band

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action

But like Mike Jagger said

'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'

The girls are all around

But none of them wanna get with me

My threads are fresh and

I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar

Havin' drinks with some no-name chump

When they know that I'm the star

So I got up and strolled over

To the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy why you so fly

He said Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on

How to get more chicks

Put a little Medina in your glass

And the girls'll come real quick

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

A couple of sips of this love

Potion and she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

And did the wild thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me

Before he was much much meaner

But now all the poodles run to

My house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'

I got every dog in my neighborhood

Breakin' down' my door

I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's

They won't leave my dog alone

With that Medina pal

I went up to this girl she said

Hi my name is Sheena

I thought she'd be good to go

With a little Funky Cold Medina

She said I'd like a drink I said

Ehm ok I'll go get it

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

And I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib and

Everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed

It was a big old mess Sheena was a man

So I threw him out I don't fool

Around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

You must be sure that the girl

Is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know ain't no plans with a man

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies

Break it down

Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection

I took a shot as a contestant

On 'The Love Connection'

The audience voted and you

Know they picked a winner

I took my date to the Hilton

For Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks

I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

Instead she started

Talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'

I said wait I'll be seein' ya

That's why I found you

Don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin'

That Medina's a monster y'all

Funky Cold Medina