Penicillin Penny

Penicillin Penny - Dr. Hook

Penicillin Penny she's the queen

Of the sunset strip

If she ever gives you any

Then you better

See your doctor real quick

From the back seat of Cadillac cars,

To the floor of men's room bars

She's Penicillin Penny

And her future's written in the stars

She's Penicillin Penny

And ever since the day she came and came

They say she's had so many,

She gives 'em all numbers not names

I always call her Hun'

But she calls me 1001

And Penicillin Penny starts to boogie

When the day is done

She's Penicillin Penny and

If you ever see her passin' through

Better run into your house

Before she stops and lays a little on you

If you ever let her in your door

It takes 20 million units

Or more to cure the love

That Penicillin Penny's gonna lay on you