Your Honour

Your Honour - Pluto Shervington

Oh lord

Anybody see my trial grieves for I

Why lord I was badly beaten

Found by loved ones

Battered by an irate husband

Searching for a man that wasn't I

When we reached the

Court we garn inside

The hand of justice shall preside

Over this case the trial shall begin

Your Honour I was inside de closet

Minding I and I own business

Your Honour it was

A complete stranger

Causing these disturbances

Him claims of me touching him wife

Which is a wicked and awful lie

Me two hands 'em was occupied

Me shirt's in me left

And me pants in me right

Me hand 'em was occupied

Me shirt's in me left

And me pants in me right

Dear Judge can this court

Accept my story from me heart

Why Judge if by chance

You don't believe this tale

Ask him why she will not fail to

Agree I was a better man than he

Just in case she refuse to answer

Ask de maid

Downstairs Agatha

She gonna be glad to testify for me

I tell him

Your Honour

I was inside de closet

Mindin' I and

I own business

Your Honour

It was a complete stranger

Causing these disturbances

Him claims

I'm a touching him wife

Which is a wicked an awful lie

Me two hand 'em was occupied

Me shirt's in me left

And me pants in me right

Me hand 'em was occupied

Me shirt's in me left

And me pants in me right

Silence silence

Dear corporal

As you lock me in

This prison pray for I

Please corporal

Please don't leave

Me here to wonder

Why de court has

Made dis blunder

Grabbed me for a

Crime that wasn't fair

Corporal when you

Goin' to send me dinner

Send your mother or your sister

One more day of

This I cannot bear

Your Honour

I was inside de closet

Minding I and I own business

Your Honour it was

A complete stranger

Causing these disturbances

Him claims of me

Touching him wife

Which is a wicked and awful lie

Me two hands 'em

Was occupied

Me shirt's in me left

And me pants in me right

Me hand 'em was occupied

Me shirt's in me left

And me pants in me right

Your Honour I was inside de closet

Minding I and I own business