Abiyoyo (Live)

Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo

Abiyoyo yoyoyo yoyoyo

Once upon a time there was a little boy who

Played the ukelele He'd go around town

'Blmp blmp blmp blmp blmp blmp blmp

BImp blmp blmp blmp blmp blmp '

Grown ups said Get that thing out of here

Not only that the boy's father was a gettin'

In trouble He was a magician He had a

Magic wand He could go 'Zoop Zoop ' make

Things disappear But the father played too

Many tricks on people Somebody doing a

Hard job of work 'zzt zzt zzt' up comes the

Father with his magic wand 'Zoop ' no saw

Come to someone about to drink a nice cold

Glass of something 'Zoop ' the glass

Disappears He'd come to someone about

To sit down after a hard day's work 'Zoopl'

No chair

People said to the father You get out

Of here too Take your magic wand and

Your son The boy and his father were

Ostracized That means they made them

Live on the edge of town

Now in this town they used to tell stories

The old people used to tell stories about

The giants that lived in the old days They

Used to tell a story about a giant called

Abiyoyo They said he was as tall as a

House and could eat people up

Of course nobody believed it but they

Told the story anyway

One day one day the sun rose blood red

Over the hill And the first people got up

And looked out of their window they saw a

Great big shadow in front of the sun And

They could feel the whole ground shake

'Stomp stomp' Women screamed 'Ahh '

Strong men fainted Ohh Run for

Your lives Abiyoyo's coming

He came to the sheep pasture grabs a

Whole sheep 'Yeowp ' Comes to the cow

Pasture grabs a whole cow 'Yeowp '

Daniel Grab your most precious

Possessions and run Run Just then the

Boy and his father woke up Hey Paw

What's coming over the field Oh Son

That's Abiyoyo Oh if I could only get him

To lie down I could make him disappear

The boy said Come with me Father He

Grabs his father by one hand The father

Gets the magic wand the boy gets the

Ukelele They run across the field People

Yelled Don't go near him He'll eat you

Alive There was Abiyoyo He had long

Fingernails cause he never cut 'em

Slobbery teeth cause he didn't brush

Them Stinking feet 'cause he didn't wash

'Em He raised up with his claws the boy

Whips out his ukelele and starts to sing

Well you know the giant had never heard a song

About himself before and a foolish grin spread

Over the giant's face And the giant started to

Dance Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo the boy

Went faster Abiyoyo yoyoyo yoyoyo Abiyoyo

Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo The giant

Got out of breath He staggered He fell down flat

On the ground 'Zoop Zoop ' people looked out

The window Abiyoyo disappeared

They ran across the fields They lifted the boy

And his father up on their shoulders They said

Come back to town Bring your d**n ukelele

We don t care anymore And they all sang：

Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo Abiyoyo

Oh you sing it with me