Cell Block Tango (From 'Chicago')

And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail

In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'

Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz

Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz

Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz

He had it coming he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop Six Squish Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz

You know how people have these little habits

That get you down Like Bernie

Bernie like to chew gum

No not chew Pop

Well I come home this one day

And I'm really irritated

And looking for a little sympathy

And there's Bernie

Layin' on the couch drinking a beer and chewin'

No not chewin' poppin'

So I said to him I said

You pop that gum one more time and he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots into his head

He had it coming he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there if you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago

And he told me he was single we hit it off right away

So we started living together

He'd go to work he'd come home I'd fix him a drink we'd have dinner

Then I found out single he told me

Single my a*s

Not only was he married oh no he had six wives

One of those Mormons you know

So that night when he came home from work

I fixed him his drink as usual

You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it coming he had it coming

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

Now I'm standing in the kitchen

Carvin' up the chicken for dinner

Minding my own business

In storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage

You been screwin' the milkman

He says

He was crazy and he kept on screaming

You been screwin the milkman

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Mit kersek en itt Azt mondjok hogy a hires

Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet

De nem igaz en artatlan vagyok

Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem

Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

But yeah did you do it

Uh uh not guilty

My sister Veronica and I had this double act

And my husband Charlie traveled around with us

With the last number in our act

We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

One two three four five splits spread eagles

Back flips flip flops one right after the other

Well this one night before the show

We were down at the hotel in Cicero

The three of us Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice

So I went out to get some

I come back open the door

There's Veronica and Charlie

Doing number seventeen the spread eagle

Well I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out

I can't remember a thing it wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it coming they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong

They had it coming they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong

I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I could ever know he was a real artistic guy sensitive a painter

But he was always trying to find himself

He go out every night looking for himself

And on the way he found Ruth Gladys Rosemary and Irving

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead

The dirty bum bum bum bum bum

The dirty bum bum bum bum bum

They had it comin' they had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

'Cause if they used us and they abused us

How could they tell us that we were wrong

He had it coming he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

You pop that gum one more time

Single my a*s

Ten times

Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe

Number seventeen the spread eagle

Artistic differences

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz