Two Whoops And A Holler

Two Whoops And A Holler - Jean Shepard

How come a man can fight and cuss

And smoke and drink and chew

Step out on their wives and do the

Things they shouldn't do

But it's all right in the publics eye

They say he's just a man

But if a woman does one little thing she's not worth a

Two whoops and a holler she's lower than a hound

If she drinks or smokes or tells a joke

She's a lowest thing in town

A woman has to dress the kids and send

Them off to school

And do her best in every way to live the golden rule

The responsibility she has is much more than a man

But if she does one foolish little thing she's not worth a

Two whoops and a holler she's lower

Than a hound

If she drinks or smokes or tells a joke

She's a lowest thing in town

If all the gals would stick by me

We'd change the world around

We'd make the men walk on their knees and

Sleep out on the ground

What i'm really tryin to say and i know

You'll understand

The women ought to rule the world cause the men ain't worth a

Two whoops and a holler they're lower than a hound

I hope they croak it ain't no joke

They're the lowest thing in town

They're the lowest thing in town