Handsome Man

Hello Did you miss me

I know I'm hard to resist

Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this

It's hard to be humble

When you're so f**king big

Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese

Tell your babes in arms and OAP's

Come take a piece of me

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't see me I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I am

I'm still the boy next door

That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore

Have I gone up in the world

Or has the world gone down on me

I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it

What's the point in hating me

You can't argue with popularity

Well you could

But you'd be wrong

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't need me I don't exist

You voted for me

Now let me see a show of hands

Here before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

Though it's not for me

Flip a grin shake a thing name a shame

Then I'm out of here

It's not very complicated

I'm just young and overrated

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't see me I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Here before you stands

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't need me I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man