Classic Male Pregame (Explicit)

Classic Male Pregame - Lil ******y

What's up y'all

It's your boy LD

A.K.A. The Original Pancake

I'm going the ****** out tonight

Off work 'bout to get trashed

Me and my crew all about to get a*s

Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap

Me and Dean 'bout to tube Mark taking out the trash

Clean up my room ******* 'bout to peep that

Peeing getting groomed ******* 'bout to eat that

Dean shave my neck thanks man I need that

Read through my text then I itch my kneecap

Now I gotta play the game right with Liz

Top prospect met the other night through Tinder

Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her

With a "what you got on tap for the night" delivered

While I wait I'mma pick a *******rt

Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first

Mark got a little sad cause his favorite *******rt's plaid but ****** him

He knows I back off in a reverse

Now I'm taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle

And thinking of all the ******* we gon' haul in

Sam say I know a house party and it's popping

Bet I'mma cop some weird head Dennis Rodman

Oh yeah we plotting

This is a pregame

It's a pregame

A classic male pregame

Not a weekday

So this is when we take

Shots and we chasing alternate DJs

And that we pray cause

And we all get drunk

And we get dressed up

And we all buy gum

And we all gon' ******

Aye pour me another shot God d**n it

I'm tryna get to a place where I can talk to these *******

I got seven shots in me three condoms on me and immeasurable hope

Ten O Clock words getting slurred

Another shot Sam's tryna hurry

Mark's not says he isn't worried

He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb

Call him out "since when you using clurb ******"

Mark pouts something like a herb rabbit

Dean smiles we been doing work

Pretty turnt think he blacked out

Lil ******y burp loud

Peep phone what the ****** she ain't text back

Pretty close to considering a text back

Spilling Coke on my *******rt that's a red flag

Now I gotta change Mark knows put his best plaid on

We debating the top ten in the NBA

Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A

Shawshank Redemption popped on attention all on

Sam was like "nah the party called off"

I already got a Lyft I'm going out to a bar

Then Mark pulled out a spliff temptation very hard

You know I couldn't resist we blazing now the car here

This is a pregame

It's a pregame

A classic male pregame

Not a weekday

So this is when we take

Shots and we chasing alternate DJs

This is a pregame

And we get ****** up

And we all feel rushed

And our plans fall through

And we in bad moods

Man what time is it

12:24 And the bars close at 2 lights on like 1:30

Let me just think for like a second

Sam like "we gotta go cause the car here"

Mark like "I don't know what's the bar deal"

Dean like "I'm on a roll in Guitar Hero"

******y looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro

Sam looking let down 'bout to go berserk

Mark put his sweats on now he rolling purp

Dean blacked out he ain't even on the earth

I was like "Sam I was with it with my other *******rt"

Sam bounced he's like "****** it I'm out"

Me and Mark smoke a blunt Dean stuck on the ground

Text Liz "what the ******" even snuck in a frown

I get the spins high and drunk I throw up in the shower

Now I'm jerking off inside a condom (I do that)

I text my ex say "I miss you often" (true that)

Sam back it's not even one yet he a dumb mess

He about to be a problem

I ain't even tripping I'm Tindering

All of a sudden I'm blinking I'm squinting

It's saying it's six in the morning

I'm stinking I'm still in the same *******t from last night

Got a text from Mark saying：

"I ain't mad but I know you'll clean the bath right"

This is a pregame

It's a pregame

A classic male pregame

Not a weekday

So this is when we take

Shots and we chasing alternate DJs

And that we pray cause

This is a pregame

And we get too drunk

And we don't have fun

Then we eat too much

And the next day sucks