50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Trouble Is...

"The problem is all inside your head " she said to me

"The answer is easy if we take it logically

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover"

She said "It's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued

But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover

50 ways to leave your lover"

You just slip out the back Jack

Make a new plan Stan

You don't need to be coy Roy

Just get yourself free

You hop on the bus Gus

Don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key Lee

And get yourself free

You just slip out the back Jack

Make a new plan Stan

You don't need to be coy Roy

You just listen to me

You hop on the bus Gus

Don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key Lee

And get yourself free

She said "It grieves me now so to see you in such pain

I wish that there was something

I could do to make you smile again"

I said "I appreciate that and now would you please explain

About the the 50 ways"

He said "Why don't we both sleep on it tonight

And I believe that in the morning

You'll begin to see the light"

Then she kissed me and I realized that she probably was right

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover

50 ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back Jack

Make a new plan Stan

You don't need to be coy Roy

Just get yourself free

You hop on the bus Gus

Don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key Lee

And get yourself free

You just slip out the back Jack

Make a new plan Stan

You don't need to be coy Roy

You just listen to me

You hop on the bus Gus

Don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key Lee

And get yourself free