Ride for Aids (feat. Alaska 5000)

Ride for Aids(feat. Alaska 5000) - Willam/Alaska 5000

I'm a modern privileged gay

You spend most evenings on your back

Disposable income everyday

I think it's time that we both give back

Turn off doctor oz

Ride a bike for a good 'cause

Raise some dough for our friends who are pos

Training sweating that sh*t hurts

Feel the wind blowing in your hair

Trading in our mini skirts

For some fashionable active wear

I don't see the appeal

Plus I can't ride a bike in heels

But just think how good you'll feel

Get your ass to san francisco

Then ride down to LA

Safety first so wear a helmet

B**ch I said no way

How 'bout I ride a flat bed

I'll look cute and pay for gas

'Cause you know I love a road trip

But clif bar tastes like ass

You're a shady f**king drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little aids ride

And the pr goes well

I'll look like a real good person

With generous wayscharity

Oh I'll make a stank face baby

But I'll ride for aids

Are you a starbucks lover willam

Is there wifi on this thing

I will beat you with your selfie stick

Young man sexual body wear

Plus the lycra shows off his dick

Oh my gosh the view is right

I will bike all through the night

Pitch a tent it feels so nice

So each mile that I go

Makes the donations pile on up

Plus we get free gatorade

Can I get some backup in my

Shut your mouth you'll swallow a bug

It's a nice break from drag and ***

Plus I get to shake these big jugs

You're a shady f**king drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little aids ride

And the pr goes well

I'll look like a real good person

With generous charity ways

I'll make a stank face baby

But I ride for aids

So please follow up and donate

To fight hiv org

Give a little and you'll get back

It'll be a smorgasbord

Give some cash if you ain't got time

Good karma gets you laid

And we'll make a stank face baby

But we'll ride for aids

Please don't sue us taylor swift

We're do gooders

Gave you credit right down there in the footer

Please don't sue us taylor swift

We're do gooders

Go and donate to the site in the footer

You're a shady f**king drag queen

Probably going straight to hell

But then you do a little aids ride

And the pr goes well

You're like a real good person

With generous charity ways

I'll make a stank face baby

But I fight for aids

So please follow up and donate donate

To fight hiv dot org

Give a little and you'll get back

It'll be a smorgasbord

Give some cash if you ain't got time

Good karma gets you laid

And we'll make a stank face baby

But we'll ride for aids