My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors

My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors - Moxy Fruvous

Well you should see my story reading baby

You should hear things that she says

She says hon drop dead I'd rather go to bed

With Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Cuddle up with William S Burroughs

Leave on the light for bell hooks

I been flirtin' with Pierre Burton

'Cause he's so smart in his books

I like to go out dancing

My baby loves a bunch of authors

My heart's so broke and bleedin'

Baby's just sittin' there doin' some readin'

So I started watching some TV

Played my new CD player too

She said turn it off or I'll call the cops and

I'll throw the book at you

All this arguing made me get dizzy

Called my doctor to came have a look

I said doctor hurry he said

Don't worry I'll be over when I finish

My book

I like to go out dancing

My baby loves a bunch of authors

We've been livin' in hovels

Spendin' all our money on

Brand new novels

So I got myself on the streetcar

And it drove right into someone

He know the driver said

I was looking straight ahead but

He was reading the toronto Sun

So my honey and me go to a counsellor

To help figure out what we need

She said we'll get your love growin'

But before we get goin' here's some

Books I'd like you to read

I like to go out dancing

My baby loves a bunch of authors

Lately we've had some friction

'Cause my baby's hooked on

Short works of fiction

So we split and went to a party

Some friends my girl said she knew

But what a sight 'cause it's authors night

And the place looks like a who's who

Now I'm poundin' the Ouzo with Mario Puzo

Who's a funny fella WP Kinsella

Who brought the cat would Margaret Atwood

Who needs a shave he's Robertson Davies

Ondartje started a food fight

Salmon mousse all over the scene

Spilled some dressing on

Doris Lessing these writer types are a scream

I like to go out dancing

My baby loves a bunch of authors

We'll be together for ages

Eatin' and sleepin'

Eatin' and sleepin'

Eatin' and sleepin' and

Turnin' pages