Too Drunk to Fuck (Explicit)

Too Drunk to F**k - Classic Rock Heroes

Written by：Jello Biafra/East Bay Ray/Klaus Fluoride/D. H. Peligro

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank 16 beers

And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

I'm too drunk too drunk too drunk

To f**k

I like your stories

I love your gun

Shooting out truck tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby

In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

It's all I need right now

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

I'm sick soft gooey and cold

Too drunk to f**k

I'm about to drop

My head's a mess

The only salvation is

I'll never see you again

You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your f**kin' retainer

Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to f**k

You're to drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

It's all I need right now oh baby

I'm melting like an ice cream bar

Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea

Too drunk to f**k

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Oooohhh