Betty Ford Clinic

Betty Ford Clinic - Dr. Elmo

Just the other day at the supermart

Somethin' caught my eye,

Somethin' grabbed my heart

Every big time star in every magazine

Is sayin' betty ford is what's happening

Wo, let me in to the betty ford clinic

Where all the hippest people stay

Though I don't do no drugs or booze

There ain't no substance I abuse

Oh Betty, don't refuse me anyway

Well a boy like me, where's he gonna go

Just to hobnob and rub elbows

With Liz and Liza and Chevy Chase?

Well, betty ford is the only place

I got to get in to the betty ford clinic

I got to find a way, I swear

Though I never have been strung out

I would love to say I hung out

With the stars who check in there

Hey, here comes one now!

Wo, what's he on?

I'll stroll along with Jerry Lee

We'll play ping pong and watch TV

I can't worship my role models

While they're weaning from their bottles

But Betty, baby, please consider me

Wo, let me in to the betty ford clinic

Where all the hippest hippest people stay

Though I don't do no drugs or booze

There ain't no substance I abuse

Oh Betty, don't refuse me anyway

Though I don't shoot nor sniff nor snort

I'm just dyin' to cavort

Oh Betty, I'll do anything!

By the way, did I ever tell you

That I think your husband

Was the finest president

That this country has ever known?

Betty, please commit me right away

Bottoms up