I Haven't Told Her, She Hasn't Told Me

I Haven't Told Her, She Hasn't Told Me - Peter Sellers

I've got a clock that wakes me

Every morning for my train

I've got a corn that gives me

Warning when it's going to rain

I've had a dream that's coming true

I've got a sweety in view

I'm as happy as I couldn't be

'Cause I've fallen in love with a girl you see

I haven't told her hasn't told me

But we know it just the same

Saturday night on her settee

Oh what a time there's going to be

I haven't told her hasn't told me

But we know it just the same

She still calls me Mister

But she won't I know she won't

After I've kissed her

I've got an idea soon there'll be

One little two little possibly three

I haven't told her hasn't told me

But we know it just the same