Dipso Calypso

Dipso Calypso - Peter Sellers

Ladies and gentlemen the dipso calypso

Alright boys 1 2 7 9

Now there's a town where the folks are dumb

But they're always happy and never glumb

They just drink rum till they feel quite numb

And do the dipso calypso

The dipso calypso

You shake your head and your hips so

With a bottle of rum inside your little tum

Doing the dip so calypso ooh

Oh right in the mood now jackson

Good luck you everybody

Now the native girl on the virgin islands

They sit around wearing nothing but smiles

There are two men they won't let in

Charlie chaplin and meril flinn

Mmh

Now I called on a lady her name was ms brown

Mm she was having a bath and she could not come down

I said slip on something you won't weigh a tick

So she slipped on de soap and came down pretty quick

That was a bit of an old one

Never mind I'm getting paid

Here we go

There was a lady named viccar's

Who went with her boy to the flickers

He saw a bit of wool and started to pull

And that's how de girl lost her knitting

Pardon me which side of the record am I on

If they're playing this side it's the top

If they're playing the other side it's the bottom

Just as I thought ask silly questions you get silly answers

How I'm gonna get back to that little hole in the middle I'll never know

Last verse coming up good luck everybody

I bought a lady a set last week

You could not buy one finer

Last night I laid in bed and I heard

My wife getting on to china

Oh

The dipso calypso whoo

You shake ah your head and your hip so

With a bottle of rum inside your little tum

You too can do the dipso calypso ooh

Hop ah hoppah

I'm single now

How was that