Class

VELMA

Whatever happened to fair dealing

And pure ethics

And nice manners

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a*s

Whatever happened to class

MATRON

Class

Whatever happened to Please may I

And Yes thank you

And How charming

Now every son of a B***h is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class

VELMA AND MATRON

Class

Ah there ain't no gentlemen

To open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now

There's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock ya down

So's they can pass

Nobody's got no class

VELMA

Whatever happened to old values

MATRON

And fine morals

VELMA

And good breeding

MATRON

Now no one even says oops when they're

Passing their gas

Whatevcer happened to class

VELMA

Class

VELMA AND MATRON

Ah there ain't no gentlemen

That's fit for any use

And any girl'd touch your privates

For a deuce

MATRON

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

VELMA

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

VELMA AND MATRON

Nobody's got no class

VELMA

All you read about today is R**e and theft

MATRON

Jesus Christ ain't there no decency left

VELMA AND MATRON

Nobody's got no class

MATRON

Every guy is a snut

VELMA

Every girl is a twat

MATRON

Holy s**t

VELMA

Holy s**t

MATRON

What a shame

VELMA

What a shame

VELMA AND MATRON

What became of class