I'm A Dog/I'm Sorry (Skit)

Follow me baby come with me baby come

With me baby come with me baby

Hey hey hey this is devastating daddy the dog

Barking at these h*es out my monte carlo

Talk like a dog walk like a dog fit like a

Dog

And spit like a dog

I'm a D O G you know me

Coming through this mother f**ker in an 83'

Slant back with kits spittin s**t to your b***h

She'll do anything for me cause I'm filthy rich

H*e open your eyes I'll feed you popeyes

Then take you to the crib then I open ya thighs

B***h say what you want do what you feel

I'll slam dunk a b***h like Shaquille O'Neil

No I don't play ball but I'm a baller

Drop ya a*s off then I'll call ya

Arebadurchi b***h step to the side

Got 20 more h*es trying to get in my ride

Then I'll flee go and get a tree

Shut the f**k up b***h and listen to me

Don't worry what I'm doing and who the f**k I'm screwing

My money run long like J R Yewin

I'm a mack like roni pretty like Tony

Puff like daddy and the b***hes come early

Give me head can you beat it give ya boy some action

Spin around and grab my d**k like Michael Jackson

N***a pimpin ain't dead you heared what I said

I got a high priced h*e layin b***hes she red

The chick want I cuz I'm superfly

The b***h don't believe that I tell her a lie

I'm an interstate pimp walk with a limp

H*e better have my wine with my lobster and shrimp

Because I'm rich chicks they notice me

Forever my lady b***h I ain't Jodeci

If f**king you is wrong I don't want to be right

Your mouthing feel good and your p***y is tight

But you gotta understand I could never be your man

Put ya ring back on b***h you ain't stan

You wanna know the real I tell you how I feel

I don't give a f**k about a b***h I'm trying to make a bill

I'm a dog b***h I don't care

F**k what you talking bout life ain't fair

H*es don't help they just spend your wealth

Then they gone in the wind when you lone and help

Other things and your children smelling like urine

Gone from home like you been out tourin

Think who you with b***h get off my d**k

I ain't giving up nuthing I ain't paying your rent

B***h get on your hustle let me see your muscle

Think you gettin money then we gon' have to tussle

Scooby Do but I don't Tiger Woods but I won't treat you like a woman

B***h bring me something sucker punch ya a*s

And leave ya ribcage thumpin'

You a dog huh

Keep Pimpin'

You a dog huh

Keep Pimpin'

Oh you a dog huh

Keep Pimpin' Keep Pimpin' Keep Pimpin'

Yeah I wanna be your agent

I wanna be your cousin

I wanna be everything your man wasn't

I wanna be your friend

I wanna know your ATM PIN

If I tell you to follow me

Come with me in a swimming pool

Full of biting Pirahnnahs dressed like you is Madonna

Come with me Baby Come with me Fly Fly

And baby if you do come with me

You can have all the spinach you can eat

All the Caffine you can possibly drink

Red bull is there for you ice cubes black and white TV

These things I offer to you baby

If you just come with me

First of all get off my lawn before

I pinch your mutha f**kin arm

I ain't gon' fight you I ain't gon' bite you

I ain't gon' kick you or punch you but I

Will pinch the s**t out of you

I apologize to all the women all the ladies

And that for making this song but there was

This one b***h that had me mad

With all that Beggin s**t she done took

That Cash Money Millionaire s**t too far it's Baby

On TV talkin about

He got a hundred million dollar record deal

And he got a Maybach and all that b***h I drive

Chevy's Old Chevy's

Get the f**k off with that s**t

There is some football players up the street there is some

Basketball players on the right side

Go beg to them mutha f**kers I ain't giving

You s**t the stupidest s**t my d**k ever did

Was f**k you I love ladies

But I hate h*es that's why you get notta nathaniel nartica ZERO