Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Let's Call The Whole Thing Off - Bob Hope

You say either and I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either either Neither neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potahto

I like tomato and you like tomahto

Potato potahto tomato tomahto

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So if I like pajamas and you like pyjahmas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pyajahmas

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So if I like oysters and you like ersters

I'll order oysters and give up the ersters

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off