Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened To My Part?) (Original Broadway Cast Recording: "Spamalot")

What ever happened to my part

It was exciting at the start

Now we're halfway through act two

And I've had nothing yet to do

I've been offstage for far too long

It's ages since I had a song

It is one unhappy diva

The produce hells have deceived I

That is nothing I can sing from my heart

What ever happened to my part

I am sick of my career

Always stuck in second gear

Up to here with frustration

And with fears

I've no grammy rewards

I've no tony awards

I'm constantly replaced by britney spears

Britney spears

What ever happened to my show

I was a hit now I don't know

I'm with a bunch of british knights

Prancing round in wooly tights

I might as well go to the pub

They've been out searching for a shrub

I'll shopping for a bush

Well they can kiss my tosh

It seems to me they've really lost the plot

What ever happend to my

I'll call my agent d**n it

What ever happened to my

Not yours not yours

But my