The Twelve Pains of Christmas 歌詞
The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers
The first thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a christmas tree
The second thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Rigging up the lights
And finding a christmas tree
The third thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a christmas tree
The fourth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a christmas tree
The fifth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills
Sending christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a christmas tree
The sixth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Oh i hate those christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights
And finding a christmas tree
The seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
The salvation army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Sending christmas cards
Oh geez
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights
And finding a christmas tree
The eighth thing at christmas that such a pain to me
I wanna transformer for christmas
Charities
And whataya mean your in-laws
Five months of bills
Oh making out these cards
Honey get me a beer huh
What we have no extension cords
And finding a christmas tree
The ninth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
Daddy i want some candy
Donations
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Writing out those christmas cards
Hangovers
Now why the hell are they blinking
And finding a christmas tree
The tenth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me
Batteries not included
No parking spaces
Buy me something'
Get a job ya bum
Oh facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Yo-ho sending christmas cards
Oh geez look at this
One light goes out they all go out
And finding a christmas tree
The eleventh thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
Stale tv specials
Batteries not included
No parking spaces
Dad i gotta go ta bathroom
Charities
She's a witchi hate her
Five months of bills
Oh i don't even know half these people
Oh who's got the toilet paper huh
Get a flashlighti blew a fuse
And finding a christmas tree
The twelfth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
Singing christmas carols
Stale tv specials
Batteries not included
No parking
Waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah
Charities
Gotta make 'em dinner
Five months of bills
I'm not sendin' them this year that's it
Shut up you
Fine you're so smart you rig up the lights
And finding a christmas tree