A Queso Peculiar

A Queso Peculiar - The Stupendium、Freeced

Something stinks in this city

And I don't mean the munster cheese

So you'd best stay sharp with the cheddar

For the traps laid underneath

There's an art to violence

You'll find I'm packing a master-piece

May be morally grey

But you gotta be faced with this colour scheme

I'm a

Humdinger of a gunslinger gumshoe

Some singer black and white

The white becomes blues

Finger on the trigger and another in the jigger

Six shots from the barrel

Knock 'em back like it's a punch queue

Golly what a rum do!

Hot upon the hunt to

Seize the big cheese

Leave him leaking inky fondue

This underbelly's wresting with a case of indigestion

And I'm here to ask some questions

Make confessions if you're drawn to

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

What have you done there must have been other solutions?

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

You better run before his figures how to shoot one

My oh my

It's a hell of a trip

That turpentine acetone benzine dip

I guess it's pretty comic how they got you to strip

One rubber-hoes dose and you're fixing to drip

Down the drain

Think twice 'fore you try that again

Blind mice say crime doesn't pay

But my pocketbook gets a raise

With each crook I'm putting away

It ain't mossflower country mouse

Mark towers lit at dark hours as you run south

Rich cats chewing the fat and holding crumbs out

Which rat's too on the rack to hold their dump mouth?

Bright vermin like to worm in nice earn stripes

Become a boss giving turncoat curd pipes firm knifes

If you're gonna serve time often

Church mice quiet means surviving your first crime

What are you nascent?

Check papes for the scuttlebutt

"Many a mouse found erased in a rubber rut"

You won't get a statement from the station

For your troubles 'cause

Every rotten cop is in the pocket of the upper crust

Street spawn never know peace I'm no better

When the heat's on to turn Jack to ghost pepper

Rope-a-doping half the cast of rotoscope Rodentia

Tracking through the blows

So I know which of my foes sent ya

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

What have you done there must have been other solutions?

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

You better run before his figures how to shoot one

My oh my

It's a heavenly trip

That Parmesan Camembert French Brie dip

Got a tale full of holes is your alibi Swiss?

Leave your tail full of holes when I'm empty the clip

And I spray

Think twice 'fore you try that again

Blind mice say crime doesn't pay

But my pocketbook gets a raise

With each crook I put in the grave

Wad of tobacco in my cheek pouch

Case the backdoor if you hear a squeak bounce

How you like Jerry with the Tommy gun now dammit?

Deep down dirty I've been dying to clean house

One rat-tat and the whole pack scatters

Fun fact

If they don't then they go back tatters

Dangerously mad to face my gat if you ask hatters

Half is not the fraction I've chosen to go and ass matters

Stone-faced like my brain is in a roquefort

One two three

And I'm here to show you what for

Packrat packing a rat-a-tat-tat

Leaving habitats trashed

Rolling punches like a sock drawers

Encore!

Spraying at mob guards shooting me

Ragdoll beautifully arms all noodle-y

Lay them on the board god I love charuterie

Drop you in a coffin lid topped with a cube of cheese

Oh wah oh

Have you comté your sences?

Oh wah oh

From your grevé-ous offenses?

Oh wah oh

But a queso demented

Oh wah oh

Is a pro for lonely (provolone!) detectives

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

What have you done there must have been other solutions?

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

You better run before his figures how to shoot one

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

What have you done there must have been other solutions?

If you give a mouse a clue

He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion

And if you give a mouse a gun

You better run before his figures how to shoot one