One Last Hope

One Last Hope (《大力士》電影插曲) - Danny DeVito

So ya wanna be a hero kid

Well whoop de do

I have been around the block before

With block heads just like you

Each and ev'ryone a disappointment

Pain for which there ain't no ointment

So much for excuses

Though a kid of zeus is

Asking me to jump into the fray

My answer is two words

OK

Uff oh

You win

Oh Gods

Oy vay

I'd given up hope that someone would come

Along

A fellow who'd ring the bell for once

Not the gong

The kind who wins trophies

Won't settle for low fees

At least semi pro fees

But no I get the green horn

I've been out to pasture pal my ambition gone

Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn

But you need an advisor

A satyr but wiser

A good merchandiser

And oohh

There goes my ulcer

I'm down to one last hope

And I hope it's you

Though kid you're not exactly

A dream come true

I've trained enough turkeys

Who never came through

You're my one last hope

So you'll have to do

Demi Gods have faced the odds

And ended up a mockery

Don't believe the stories

That you read on all the crockery

To be a true hero kid is a dying art

Like painting a master piece it's a work of heart

It takes more than sinew

Comes down to what's in you

You have to continue to grow

Now that's more like it

I'm down to one last shoot

And my last high note

Before that blasted under world

Gets my goat

My dreams are on you kid

Go make 'em come true

Climb that uphil slope

Keep pushing that envelope

You're my one last hope

And kid it's up to you

Yea