Then I'll Come Back to You

Then I'll Come Back to You - Lefty Frizzell

If there ever is a sand storm out on the deep blue sea

If I ever see an elephant climbing up a tree

If I ever find a blackbird that's a bright red shade of blue

And the ocean turns to pea soup I'll come back to you

There's no need of crying and saying you'll be true

You know that you were lying on the day you said I do

If I ever find a drunkard that doesn't like his brew

And the moon turns to cream cheese then I'll come back to you

If the world should stop it's turning and stars come tumbling down

If I ever find a lady that doesn't want a new gown

If the air that were are breathing should suddenly turn to stew

And I lose my senses then I'll come home to you

You never could be trusted you're not the faithful kind

If ever I come back to you you'll know I've lost my mind

If I ever find a flower that doesn't like the dew

And Easter comes on Wednesday then I'll come home to you