Now (It's Just the Gas)

ORIN

Oh boy Seymour the things we're gonna do to your mouth

This is gonna be a pleasure

I'm gonna need some nitrous oxide for this one

In fact I'm gonna use my special gas mask

Hold on I'll be with you in a moment

SEYMOUR

Now do it now

While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor

The timing's ideal and the moment is super

To ready and fore and blow the sick bastard away

Now do it now

Just a flicker of pressure right here right here on the trigger

And Audrey won't have to put up that pig for another day

Now For the girl Now For the plant

Now Yes I will But I can't

ORIN spoken

Yessery-bob I'm really flyin'

I'll just take this mask off now and

Hey it's stuck The mask it's stuck

Help me get it off will ya

sung

Don't be fooled if I should giggle

Like a sappy happy **

It's just the gas it's got me high

But don't let that fact deceive you

Any moment I could die

Though I giggle and I chortle

Bear in mind I'm not immortal

Why this whole thing strikes me funny

I don't know 'Cause it really is a rotten way to go

SEYMOUR

What we have here is an ethical dilemma

'Less I help him get the mask removed

He doesn't have a prayer

True the gun as never fired

But the way events transpired

I could finish him with simple laisssez faire

ORIN

Don't be fooled if I should chuckle

Like hyenas in a zoo

It's just the gas it turns me on

But don't let my mirth deceive you

Any moment I'll be gone

All my vital signs are failing

'Cause the oxide I'm inhaling

Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath

Are you dumb or hard of hearing

Or relieved my end is nearing

Are you satisfied I laughed myself to

SEYMOUR

Death