Mr. Cellophane

Mr. Cellophane - Barney Martin

If someone stood up in a crowd

And raised his voice up way out loud

And waved his arm and shook his leg

You'd notice him

If someone in a movie show

Yelled fired in the second row

This whole place is a powder keg

You'd notice him

And even without clucking like a hen

Everyone gets noticed now and then

Unless of course that personage should

Be invisible inconsequential me

Cellophane mr cellophane

Should been my name mr cellophane

Cause you can look right through me

Oh walk right by me and never know i'm there

I tell ya cellophane mr cellophane

Should been my name mr cellophane

Cause you can look right through me

Oh walk right by me and never know i'm there

Suppose you was a little cat

Residing in a person's flat

Who fed you fish and scratched your ears

You'd notice him

Suppose you was a woman wed

And sleeping in a double bed

Beside a man for seven years

You'd notice him

A human being's made of more than air

With all that bulk you're bound to see him there

Unless that human being next to you

Is unimpressive undistinguished you know who

Should been my name mr cellophane

Cause you can look right through me

Oh walk right by me and never know i'm there

I tell ya cellophane mr cellophane

Should been my name mr cellophane

Cause you can look right through me

Oh walk right by me and never know i'm there

Never even know i'm there