All My Worst Ideas (Explicit)

All My Worst Ideas (Explicit) - Harry Harris

Lyrics by：Harry Harris

Composed by：Harry Harris

I'm following a new girl to the cro bar

Her friends are telling me she's got a kid

I think she called me charming but I'd rinsed an open bar

So I assume she must have been taking the piss

We went to the church of Scientology

They tried to make us do a personality test

We didn't see each other much after that single incident

Probably for the best

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

I can't remember swinging for that bastard

But Ella says I did and then we called it a night

I blame all the ginger wine John gave me on the underground

Hidden in the lining of his coat

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here they've gotten me here

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

And once I shared some w**d with a Bulgarian

Got him talking about Stoichkov in his prime

But I couldn't roll for s**t I didn't know what

I was doing

Caroline said it'd probably be fine

She was wrong it wasn't fine

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here they've gotten me here

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

Here's a toast to all my worst ideas

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here

They've gotten me here