Everybody's Talking About Jamie

Everybody's Talking About Jamie - Original West End Cast of Everybody's Talking About Jamie/John McCrea/Josie Walker/Mina Anwar

You should have seen it

You should have been there

You won't believe the s**t we saw that went down in there

The men were women

The girls were fellas

They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas

Pass it on

There was a lady

She had a sister

But it was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her

There were a woman

Whose name was Norman

And the frilly knickers

That was just the doorman

Pass it on

There was a doorman

Whose name was Norman

And then the doorman kissed his sister

She's a Mormon

I heard there's dungeons

Inside the cellars

Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress

Who was born to impress

Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore

Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig

'Cause he's gonna be big

Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie

And there was music and there was dancing

And all the drag queens had to

Lip-sync 'cause they can't sing

Pass it on

And there was smoking

And there were boozing

And there were boys who looked like

Girls which was confusing

Pass it on

So what's a lip sync

Is that like kissing

Yeah he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy

On the stage who broke out of his cage

Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips

Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips

Everybody's talking 'bout

The crazy kid and all the things that he did

Everybody's talking about Jay-ay-ay-amie

He had 1 gogo boy

5 gogo boys

10 gogo boys in kilts

He had 1 dancing girl

5 dancing girls

10 dancing girls on stilts

He had 1 backing singer

5 backing singers

10 backing singers plus choir

He did 1 somersault

5 somersaults

10 somersaults on fire

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

The buzz from the crowd and the boy who was proud

Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie

And there were cocktails

And there were mocktails

She wore a scaly skirt

She said was made of croc tails

And there were feathers

And there were leathers

And there were rubber gear

She said were for all weathers

And there were thigh boots

And there were high boots

And there were girl boots t

Hat you wear if you're a guy boots

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy

In the dress who was born to express

Everybody's talking and they're talking about

The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout

Everybody's talking and

There ain't no doubt who we're dying to see

Everybody's talking 'bout

Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie