Could You Use Me?

Could You Use Me? - Judy Garland

Have some pittie on an easterner

Show a little sympathy

No one could possible could be steerner

Than you have been with me

A there's a job that I'm applying for

Let me put it to ya thus

There's a partner ship I'm dien' for

Mr and Mrs us

So before you file it on the shelf

Let me tell you of myself

Oh I'm the chapie to make ya happy

I'll tie your shoesies and chase you bluesies

Oh lady would ya Oh lady could ya use me

I'd shake the mat out

And let the cat out

I'll clean the garret

And feed the parrot

Oh lady would ya oh tell me could ya use me

Do ya realize what a good man your getting in me

I'm no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three

The girls that see me grow soft and dreamy

But I'm a gander that won't falander

Oh could ya use me cause I certainly could use you

There's a chap I know in Mexico

Who's as strong as he can be

Eating nails and drinking Texaco

He is the type for me

There is one I California

More romantic far than you

When he sings ha cha cha chornia

I often think he'll do

But as for you sir I'm afraid

You will never make the grade

For your no cowboy your soft and how boy

I feel no mussel that's fit for tussle

I must refuse you I cannot use you

'Scuse me

No night life for the

Birds would bore youthe cows won't know you

A horse would throw you

You silly man you

To ask me can you use me

Ha

Though at love you may be a wizard I'm wanting to know

Could you warm me up in a blizzard

Say forty below

Your ties are freakish

Your knees are weakish

Your not a zender you elbow bender

Though you can use me

I most certainly can't use you