Ireland (Live)

Ireland (Live) - Jill Halfpenny

Ella

Do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions

Love

You're lost without your love

Your heart is on the floor

I can help you

I've been there before

When I need to relax I just put on some tracks

From this CD I bought for the

Store

Isn't that relaxing it's called

Eltic mores

See my mom was three quarters Italian

And my father I never knew

But my grandfather came from Ireland

The land where dreams come true

Elle dubious

Ireland

He said all Irish men are like heroes

They're descended from poets and kings

So I swore I'd get married in Ireland

In a wedding like lord of the rings

And my redheaded groom I could see I'm

As we stroll past the churches and farms

He's a sailor named Brendan or Liam

He can dance without movin' his arms

In a bar once I met this guy Dewey

And he bought me like fourteen beers

And he told me that he was from Ireland

And I lived with him ten years

And my wedding he kept on postponing

Still I followed him round in a fog

Til he left with some skank he'd been boning

Took my savings and took my dog

My grandfather should just shut it

Every story he told me steered me wrong

All the dreams that he gave me got gutted

All that's left is this weird and your song

But hey you should not give up on Ireland

Just be careful you don't get played

And don't drink til you're tearing your top off

And you flash the st Patrick's day parade

See a smart girl like you has a future

You have hope as each new day dawns

Girls like you always get to see Ireland

Send my love to the leprechauns