Whatever Happened to My Part? (Guide Vocal Version)

Whatever Happened to My Part? (Guide Vocal Version) - Stage Stars Records

Lyrics by：Eric Idle

Composed by：Eric Idle/John du Prez

Whatever happened to my part

It was exciting at the start

Now we're halfway through act II

And I've had nothing yet to do

I've been offstage for far too long

It's ages since I had a song

This is one unhappy diva

The producers have deceived her

There is nothing I can sing from my heart

Whatever happened to my part

I am sick of my career

Always stuck in second gear

Up to here with frustration and with fears

I've no Grammy no rewards

I've no Tony awards

I'm constantly replaced with Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Whatever happened to my show

I was a hit now I don't know

I'm with a bunch of British knights

Prancing 'round in wooly tights

I might as well go to the pub

They've been out searching for a shrub

Out shopping for a bush

Well they can kiss my tush

It seems to me they've really lost the plot

Whatever happened to my

I'll call my agent damnit

Whatever happened to my

Not yours not yours

But my part