Tall Tales

Oh I've got a story hear me out

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I've got a tale you'll surely doubt

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Oh I met a girl in a far off land the finest girl around

Her hair was black ran down her back and trailed across the ground

Her voice would melt the coldest heart one kiss would turn you pale

All that being said she had no legs just a long and scaly tail

Oh I've got a story hear me out

Tell us all your story

Oh I've got a tale you'll surely doubt

Tell us all your story

I buried all my treasure on an island out at sea

I lost the map but got it back in 1843

I dug it up and sailed it home played poker with a friend

I tried to bluff he showed a flush and now he's lost again

Oh I've got a story hear me out

Tell us all your story

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt

Tell us all your story

When sailing across the ocean blue a monster I did spy

Was twice as big as my old rig with one big gloomy eye

My knees began to tremble as we steered on through the fog

But as it cleared all I had feared was a seaweed covered log

Oh I've got a story hear me out

Tell us all your story

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt

Tell us all your story

Now surely you have heard about the siren's deadly tune

Their song is sweet compels your feet to lead you to your doom

To gaze upon their beauty is a pleasure I must know

If gorgeous wenches be my death then that's how I must go

Oh I've got a story hear me out

Tell us all your story

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt

Tell us all your story

I've got a story hear me out

Tell us all your story

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt T

ell us all your story

I've got a story hear me out

Tell us all your story