Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)

Settle For Me - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast/Santino Fontana

When we're together

I feel so grand

My heart goes tippity-tap-tap-tap

When I hold your hand

But I know there's another guy

You fancy more

So even though

I'm not the one you adore

Why not

Settle for me

Darling just settle for me

I think you'll have to agree

We make quite a pair

I know I'm only second place in this game

But like two-percent milk

Or seitan beef

I almost taste the same

So won't you settle for me

Come on and settle for me

Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride

I have no problem being picked out from the bottom

If he's your broken condom I'm plan B

So lower those expectations and settle for me

Am I okay with this

Totally

Settle for me

Babycakes just settle for me

Schmoopy-pie I'm beggin' you please

Can't you see the light

Sugar jugs I'm so bereft

Demeaning terms are all that I have left

Of my masculinity

So settle for me

Little girl

Don't make me feel like a little girl

Exposed and raw

Whose boobs can't even fill a training bra

Let's pretend I didn't say that

Settle for me

It's a practical proposal

Settle for me

It makes a certain sense

He's a fantasy

But hey let's think this through

Yes Josh is a dream but I'm right here

In flesh and blood and self-hate

Settle for me

In a sad way darling it's fate

You're like rocky V to rocky

Solange to Beyoncé

Not asking to be your fiancé

But if tonight or tomorrow

If you happen to be free

Maybe just maybe

Settle for me