I Like Drugs

I Like *** - Steel Panther

Last night I got so high

I think I had sex with the cable guy

Well I'll admit it would've been funny

But that pole smoker stole all my ** money

I buy chronic every week or so

But I do it when I'm really really high on blow

I'm wide awake but it's hard to count

I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce

I like *** but they don't like me

My brain cells seem to disagree

I like *** I like *** I like ***

But they don't like me

I was pounding some b*tch the other night

Rolling on E man feeling alright

When I was high she was hotter than heck

But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek

I get high that ain't no lie

But I can't afford another friggin DUI

Doctor says "stop or you'll be dying"

I was gonna but then you said you were buying

I like *** but the don't like me

It's always better when they're free

I like *** I like *** I like ***

But they don't like me

No they don't

Don't try and stop me I can't be saved oh yeah

If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved

Can you necro-feel-it

Aaahhhhh yeah I like ***

I do it when I'm chillin'

Aaaahhhhhh yeah I like ***

I've even snorted penicillin

If I can crush it - it goes up my nose

If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes

How old am I Nobody knows

My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows

Vicodin Valium Percocet and crack

Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back

I like *** but the don't like me

I like *** but the don't like me

I'm driving right now to the next party

I like *** I like *** I like ***

But they don't like me

Oh sh*t man

I'm getting pulled over again

Ah I better chug these beers

Where's those pills sh*t

Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there

Well what's the f*cking speed limit 15 mph

Sir do you have any Warrants

I got their first CD but you can't have it motherf*cker Later

I got a 5150 on a 2112 I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro

Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth

Scratch that more like a skinny version of Vince Neil