Samson

Samson - Ghoti Hook

Me and Samson

Go to the store

And ole Samson

Leaves craters in the floor

Me and Samson

Walk around town

And clumsy Samson

Knocked several buildings down

Me and Samson

We're best of friends

Me and Samson

Until the end

Me and Samson

Go on a double date

But you know it didn't

Turn out that great

Me and my date

Are romantically impaired

But ole Samson

He lost all of his hair

Me and Samson

We're best of friends

Me and Samson

Until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

Me and Samson

Are no longer friends

'Cause ole Samson

Has met his end

Man I'd really

Hate to burst your bubble

But it goes to show you

Girls are nothing but trouble

Me and Samson

Were best of friends

Me and Samson

Until the end

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar

There is this girl and her name is Delilah

She's a Philistine and she's such a big