Down's Syndrome Girl (From "Family Guy")

Down's Syndrome Girl (From "Family Guy") - Cast - Family Guy

Lyrics by：Seth MacFarlane/Walter Anthony Murphy

Composed by：Seth MacFarlane/Walter Anthony Murphy

You've got to look your best tonight you tubby little parasite

'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you

And though her pretty face may seem a special person's wettest dream

Before you get to see it there are things you must do

We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow

Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow

With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello

Busting out a mile with style

I know you just can't wait to stare at all that luscious orange hair

But boy before you touch a single curl

You must impress that ultra bloomin' all-consumin' poorly groomin'

Down Syndrome girl

On any normal day you reek as if you're on a farting streak

Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool

But if you want a lady's love you're better off by smelling of

A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool

A squirt a spurt of something just for Ellen

And you'll see that she will find you so compellin'

And she does because the only smell that she'll be smellin'

Won't be coming from your bum

You wanna take that little w***e and spin her on the dancing floor

But boy before you do a single twirl

You must impress that effervescing self-possessing no BS-ing

Down Syndrome girl

Her eyes are emerald portals

To a secret land of love

And they seem to say we'll open just for Chris

They shine like sunny weather

And they're close enough together

That if they should so desire

To create a little fire

They could reach across her nose

And give each other a kiss

My boy between the two of us

We'll get you on that shorty bus

And then you're gonna take it for a whirl

Now go impress that super-thrilling

Wish-fullfilling Yoo-Hoo spilling

Ultra-swinging boner-bringing

Gaily singing dingalinging

Stupefying fortifying

As of Monday shoelace tying

Stimulating titillating

Kitty-cat impersonating

Mega-rocking pillow-talking

Just a little crooked walking

Coyly pouting booby-sprouting

For some reason always shouting

Fascinating captivating

Happiness and joy creating

Down Syndrome Girl