How to Be a Country Star

There's questions we're always hearing every where

We go

Like how do i cut a record or get on a country show

Well it takes more than just ambition and three

Chords on an old guitar

There's a few more things you ought to learn to be a

Country star

You got to learn to sing like waylon or pick like jerry

Reed

Yodel like jeannie shepard write songs like tom t

Put a cry in your voice like haggard learn spanish

Like johnny r

Whisper like bill andersen and you'll be a country

Star

Play piano like ronnie mil sap or gilly or jerry lee

Yo yo like roy acuff or talk plain like ralph emery

Growl like con way twitty get a red white and blue

Guitar

Build a swimming pool like webb and you'll be a

Country star

Be tall like sonny james is tell jokes like minnie

Pearl

Or be short like jimmy dickens or play five string

Like earl

Get a hip band like willie learn to stutter like m mel

Get a cap like roy clark wore or a voice like barbara

Mandrel

Be rich like eddy arnold say you're imakin more

Than you are

Get a gimmick like charley pricle got and you'll be a

Country star

But if you have no talent and you're not a male

If you're built somewhat like dolly or have a face like

Crystal gayle

Come back stage and ask for harold phil don or lou

And we'll see you get auditioned for the statler

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How to Be a Country Star - The Hit Crew