Silly Halloween Song

Bla Bla Bla Bla (Funny Halloween Songs) - Allan Sherman

Blood

Blood

My son the vampire

He'll make you a wreck

Every time he kisses you

There'll be two holes in your neck

Blood

Blood

My son the vampire

He will leave you pale

All he does is drink your blood

'Cause he don't like ginger ale

When they see him

People scream and they yell

And they scream and yell

'Cause they're scared as heck that he'll say

Blood

Blood

My son the vampire

He's a total loss

And if you should meet with him

Do not drink or eat with him

Run if he takes out his dental floss

'Cause my son the vampire

Ain't collecting it for the Red Cross

He wants

Blood

He needs

Blood

He drinks

Blood

Doesn't everybody

Have a glass

It's delicious

Yum yum

It's

Blood