The Worst Pies in London 歌詞
Ah a customer
Wait what's your rush what's your hurry
You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost
Half a minute can't you sit sit you down sit
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks
Did you come here for a pie sir
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
Ugh what is that
But you'd think we have the plague
From the way that people keep avoiding
No you don't
Heaven knows I try sir but there's no one comes in even to inhale
Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale
Mind you I can't hardly blame them These are probably the worst pies in London
I know why nobody cares to take them I should know I make them but good now the worst pies in London
Even that's polite the worst pies in London If you doubt it take a bite
Is that just disgusting Ya have to concede it it's nothing but crusting here drink this you'll need it The worst pies in London
And no wonder with the price of meat what it is when you get it never thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat finding poor animals what are dying in the streets
Mrs Mooney has a pie shop Does a business but I've noticed something weird Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her What I calls enterprise popping pussies into pies
Wouldn't do in my shop Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick And I'm telling you them p**sy cats is quick
No denying times is hard sir Even harder than the worst pies in London Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting All greasy and gritty It looks like it's moulting and tastes like well pity
A woman alone with limited wind And the worst pies in London
Ah sir times is hard times is hard