I Could Drive a Person Crazy (From Company)

I Could Drive a Person Crazy - Putting It Together Ensemble/Christopher Durang

Why are you married

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I could drive a person crazy

I could drive a person mad

First I make a person hazy

So a person could be had

Then I leave a person dangling sadly

Outside my door

Which it only makes a person gladly

Want me even more

You could understand a person

If it's not a person's bag

You could understand a person

If a person was a fag

But worse than that

A person that

Titillates a person and leaves her flat

Is crazy

I'm a troubled person

I'm a truly crazy person myself

When a person's personality is personable

He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump

It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull

To try to get me off my rump

So single and attentive and attractive a man

My everything a person could wish

But turning off a person is the act of a man

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock-knock Is anybody there

Knock-knock It really isn't fair

Knock-knock I'm workin' all my charms

Knock-knock A zombie's in your arms

All that sweet affection

What is wrong

Where's my loose connection

How long O Lord how long

Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby

I could drive a person buggy

I could blow a person's cool

Like I make a person feel all huggy

While I make her feel a fool

When a person says that I've upset her

That's when my good

I impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should

You could understand a person

If I wasn't good in bed

You could understand a person

If he actually was dead

Exclusive me

Elusive me

Will any person ever get the juice of me

I'm crazy

I'm a lovely person

I'm a moving

Deeply maladjusted

Never to be trusted

Crazy person myself