True Love Story

True Love Story - Creighton Doane

He's like a pornstar in a pop song

With a melody everybody can sing along

She wants a rockstar in her right hand

So she can give a wave to all the rock fans

They need each other like Richie needs Jovi

They need each other like Jon and Ponch

This is a true love story about a boy and a girl

They took a love boat cruise around the world

And the people stopped to stare

At his big banana and her lovely pear

What a lovely pair

He's like a party without a guest list

She's just a Barbie with a big ol' plastic chest

They live in Malibu they drive a corvette

He wants a threesome but they haven't had one yet

They love each other like Joni loves Chachi

They love each other like Sonny and Cher

This is a true love story about a boy and a girl

They took a love boat cruise around the world

And the people stopped to stare

At his big banana and her lovely pear

What a lovely pair

You may not remember when you arrived in ga ga land

But if you want to leave just snatch the pabble from my hand

They love each other like Steve loved Jamie

They need each other like Aliens & Sasquatch

This is a true love story about a boy and a girl

They took a love boat cruise around the world

And the people stopped to stare

At his big banana and her lovely pear

This is a true love story about a boy and a girl

They took a love boat cruise around the world

And the people stopped to stare

At his big banana and her lovely pear

What a lovely pair