A Kiss Is Not a Contract (Album Version)

A Kiss Is Not A Contract (Album Version) - Flight Of The Conchords

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very nice

Just because you've been

Exploring my mouth

Doesn't mean you get to take

An expedition further south no

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very very nice

Just because we've been

Playing tonsil hockey

Doesn't mean you get to score the goal

That's in my jockeys

Just because I'm in a two man novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about poontang

I can't go around loving everyone

I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner

That might be quite nice

You could buy me a burrito

And some beans and rice

But that won't get you into pant's paradise

They call it a fly

Because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very very nice

I'm only one man baby pretty baby

We're only two men ladies

Oh babies oh pretty babies