Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Oh why is it always

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their first names right away

They get cozy intimate

Do you know I mean

And nobody calls me

Hey baby doll

Miss Marmelstein

Or honey dear

Miss Marmelstein

Or sweetie pie

Miss Marmelstein

Even my first name would be preferable

Though it's terrible

It might be better

It's yetta

Or perhaps my second name thats tessye

Spelled

T E S S Y E

But no no it's always

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Youd think at least miss m they could try

Oho

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Oh I could die

I'm a very willing secretary

Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

Except for one disappointment

One fly in the ointment

It's great

I mean simply great

But the aggravation

Of my situation

I might as well get it off my chest

It's the drum appellation

Oh pardon the big words I apply

But I was an english major at

C C N Y

Drum appellation

With which I am persistently addressed

Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

Oh why is it always

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their nick names right away

Slightly naughty or risky

Do you know what I mean

Nobody calls mekoocheekoo

Miss Marmelstein

Or boobala

Miss Marmelstein or passion pie

Even hey there babe thought not respectable

Aint so object able

It's kind of crummy

But chummy

Of course if I got married that would do it

So wheres the lucky guy

Till then it still is

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Everyday I get more and more fast

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Oh hooooo

I could bust