Deep Down Inside

Deep Down Inside - Sid Caesar

Somewhere there's a darn nice fella

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Deep down in the old sub cellar

Somewhere though I think he fell a

Sleep down inside

Deep down dig a dig a

Deep down inside

Sometimes I am darn near human

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Deep down where the bass is booming

Sometimes gotta take that broom n'

Sweep down inside

Sweep down dig a dig a

Deep down inside

No man is a true pariah

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Deep down in the old spare tiah

No man is a true Uriah

Heep down inside

There's a lover that you just can't keep down

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

We found it Mr Pinchley

We found that little bit of good in you

Do you think other people would like me

Try it and see

All right I will Junior

Did you scream father

Junior how about you and me going out and

Having dinner together sometime

Oh Daddy

He called me Daddy

He likes you

And I don't even like him

In even the worst of varmints

You'll find a good deed

Down under the outer garments

Of malice and greed

That little gold streak is shining

Believe it or not

That is if you don't mind mining

Till you hit rock bottom

Strip down

Rip down

Meet a real pip down

Deep down deep down

Inside

Deep down deep down

Inside

Slip down

Zip down

Make a little trip down

Go down

Low down

Meet a good Joe down

Under your hide

On that shovel get a real good grip

And dip down in

Dip down in

Dip down inside

Three cheers for Pinchley

He's true blue

We knew evinch'ly

He'd come through

'Cause Pinchley is a real nice human

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Deep down there's a violet blooming

Pinchley ain't a low inhuman

Creep down inside

He's a fella with a heart that big

All you gotta do is dig dig dig

Snoop down

Stoop down

Get the real poop down

Deep down deep down

Down where

Deep down deep down

Right there

Scoop down

Troop down

Bring a little group down

Get down

Set down

Meet a good bet down

Under your hide

Don't let down

Then rise up and give a hip hip hip hip

Three cheers for Pinchley

He's okay

We know essinch'ly

He's Grade A

'Cause no man is a mean old geezer

Clear down inside

No mean geezer

Peer down inside

He's a pleaser

Clear down in the geezer freezer

No man can deny that he's a

Dear down inside

Dear miss Schlumpfert

You've been such a comfort

Deep deep deep down

Deep down inside

In even the worst of varmints

You'll find a good deed

Down under the outer garments

Of malice and greed

That little gold streak is shining

Believe it or not

That is if you don't mind mining

Till you hit rock bottom

Somewhere there's a darn nice fella

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Scoop down

Troop down

Bring a little group down

Get down

Set down

Meet a good bet down

Under your hide

Then rise up and give a hip hip hip hip

Dip down in

Dip down in

Dip down inside

Deep down inside