Teach You How to Die

Teach You How To Die by JT Music

When my alarm clock went off I hit shooze

Then my mom got me up

GET READY FOR SCHOOL !

YOU NEED TO EAT YOUR WHEATIES

AND DOUBLE KNOT YOUR SHOES

AND BETTER REMENBER DONT'T FORGET YOUR 7 NOTEBOOS

But mom I feel under the weather today

I'LL LET YOU STAY HOME SICK

AS SOON AS YOU GET BETTER GRADES!

So I scoot of to school with my backpack strapped tight

Wait

Where are my notebooks?

I knew my bag felt light

I guest I must've left'em back in a classroom

I'll grab'em after math

Don't know why but I have to

I'm greeted by the teacher

Don't seem like a bad dude

ANSWER CORRECTLY EVERY QUESTION I ASK YOU!

FANTASTIC!

YOU'RE DOING INCREDIBLE！

I already passed math

But that's ALL ON MY SCHEDULE

I've never solve this impossible problem I can't even read it

Now Baldi's got a frown and I'm prepared for a beatin'

AHHH!

He's the teacher I cannot outsmart him

You're gonna see my picture on milk cartons

'bout to meet the business end of Baldi's yardstick

Welcome to the schoolhouse

Of hard knocks kids!

Baldi's got a pop quiz

I hope you Study hard all night

STUDY HARD ALL NIHGT

You know you gotta solve each problem right

SOLVE'EM RIGHT

If you know your 1,2,3's

It 'll be easy as π

3.14

Pay attention when I teach you how to DIE

HOW TO DIE

DIE

Can we change the subject

Pretty please

Right now we need a little better chemistry

Think of what fun a foreign language could be

Cuz I'be done math I'm lookin' like history

You can forget PE

I got my cardio

When I wasted all my playtime jumping rope

I kown my judgement is coming

But I think we need a recess

Or a dead student's

What your broom's gotta sweep next

I'm not bothered by the BULLY

I ain't scared of him

I'm on my best behavior

principal take care of him

Thought I saw the sock puppet

He's a little timid till I get more notebooks and then he's livid

STAY BACK！

I got a soda I 've been shaking it well

At the end of the day

Could I save by the bell

I'm in an 8-bit hell

And I'll forever burn

I get plenty detention

But I NEVER LEARN！

Baldi's got a pop quiz

I hope you Study hard all night

STUDY HARD ALL NIHGT

You know you gotta solve each problem right

SOLVE'EM RIGHT

If you know your 1,2,3's

It 'll be easy as π

3.14

Pay attention when I teach you how to DIE

HOW TO DIE

DIE

OH MY GOD

IS Mavis Beacon ON BATH SALT？

You're probably locked up with baldi

That's all

You now some rogaine outht to go a long way

SNAP！

He heard that and I'm going the wrong way

What does he do with that ruler to little boys？

Don't wanna know

Throw him off with a little noise

I've been thinking that the faculty actually

Has been keeping track of every casualty casually

Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar

A robot stopped me for a hug

I'm not getting far

These distorted distractions out to stop my plans

But the true crime here is the comic sans

OH GOD NO!

All the halls are red get to the exit

Barely staying ahead

Forgot how tired my legs get

I'm sick of this outdated education simulatiom

I've either gotta BREAK IT!

OR MAKE IT TO GRADUATION!

Baldi's got a pop quiz

I hope you Study hard all night

STUDY HARD ALL NIHGT

You know you gotta solve each problem right

SOLVE'EM RIGHT

If you know your 1,2,3's

It 'll be easy as π

3.14

Pay attention when you get this education

As teach you all the BASICS

ON HOW TO DIE